Natalie/England/we stay up late and draw the lines to every constellation.

my-other-plans-fell-through:

xxcaptainkurtxx:

poppunk-jesus:

my-other-plans-fell-through:

doing eyeliner is literally like trying to draw a straight line using Paint

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Hold down the shift key

oh yes your right let me just hold down the fucking shift key on my eyeball 

(via presum-e)

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swamped:

Do u ever look at someone and you’re like how

(via unprime)

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joeyjoe69:

when your friends sibling is hot

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unpopuler:

people who can open cereal boxes perfectly are not to be trusted 

(via forgave)

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enures:

If I punch myself and it hurts, am I too weak or too strong?

(via distraction)

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queen-of-love-and-beauty:

"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"

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"open books not legs"

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"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"

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"As always, late with Starbucks"

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"modest is hottest"

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"I’m not like those girls”

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(via encourage)

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dou-g:

When you accidentally touch the cashiers’ hand when you’re giving them money

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(Source: clestroying, via gnarly)

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  • me: what do you call a nun in a wheel chair?
  • mum: what
  • me:
  • mum:
  • me: Virgin Mobile
  • mum: go to your room
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lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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